NAMAZU REPORTS ANOTHER POSSIBLE NON VIOLENT SOLUTION FOR THE SYRIAN PROBLEM AS SUGGESTED BY A LONG TIME MEMBER OF OUR BLOG CIRCLE
| NAMAZU, Giant Japanese catfish and former demigod, now a senior analyst with the AAB
Greetings Bipeds! By now you've probably learned through our various news alerts that a French backed proposal is winding its way through the UN that calls for immediate surrender of Syria's chemical weapon stock to international authorities. The proposal also calls for investigation, indictment and trial for the responsible authorities for the attack. Russia was the first to propose immediate surrender of Syria's chemical weapons stocks, but for some reason they don't seem to like the French proposal, probably because it includes holding the responsible thugs responsible. So we were kicking around ideas that might make the former communist boss of Russia more likely to second an international motion. That's when Bill, a marine surveyor by trade , displaced yesterday from his Baltimore port office by a vice presidential visit that commandeered the space for VP communications came up with a solution that a communist could easily understand. Since the commies are pretty much out of business he proposed the next best thing, a traditional tax and spend Democrat , one we know well in Maryland. We can't improve on it so here it is exactly as Bill stated it:
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"Meanwhile, I have another solution for Syria: We bomb, invade, and overthrow their government. Then, since Martin O’Malley is term limited as Governor of Maryland and has aspirations to higher office, we install him as the new dictator of Syria. He imposes a gas tax. Problem solved."
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