Thursday, June 13, 2013

Back The Bot


 And Now A Few Words From  The Great Namazu, The Earth Shaker; Famous maritime journalists, and star of legend, stage, screen, and outer space,not to mention Music video cover model. 

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Namazu, Giant Japanese Catfish and former Demigod                As you all know by now I'm a 3,000 year old giant catfish the size of Japan. I was formerly employed as a demigod in charge of coastal earthquakes and tidal waves. As I mentioned in my dialogue with the religious right when I began a career in Journalism I didn't select the job title of demigod, that was an unfortunate usage of the era. I've always thought of myself as simply a personification of the forces of nature behind destructive coastal events of natural origin. That job kind of fell apart when people started thinking about cause and effect in such circumstances in a supposedly "scientific" vice holistic way. Some people tend to think that science is a sort of destructive testing lab, but regardless of the cause of the attitude, I was forced to seek new employment. Being a 3,000 year old catfish it seemed to me that my sort of (pardon the pun) "in depth" wisdom would serve best somewhere in journalism, and my best area of expertise tends, as one would suspect of a catfish, in things of a maritime nature. So far dear gentle biped readers you have been most kind in accepting my reports and opinions and I would hope that some trust has evolved around me. That is why I'm so very disappointed in your response to my "Back The Bot" fund raising drive.  We have explained in our most honorable and reliable blogosphere that this project is vital, needed, scientifically sound, and of political necessity at the moment, must be funded by public donations or it will be left undone. Yet we have not made our goal. Please reconsider any of the following:

  The Bot is sexy and backing it will make you more sexy. Really, twice we tried to give you precise instructions on how to use your bot contributions to improve your sex appeal. Could there be a anything more motivational to a biped than improving his or her sex appeal? Just in case you missed that all important blog we re-post the link here: "Namazu sez: ....And don't forget that contributing to the CoralBot project vastly improves your sex appeal. Click here to read how the CoralBot program can vastly improve your sex appeal:"

The Bot is backed by the best people and famous personalities:  I personally back the bot. Johnas Presbyter ancient mariner and editor in chief of this publication backs the bot.
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On the other hand : ugly weird strange funny people girls men world pictures black images pics humor photos 1 Another Round of Most Ugly People In The World [18 Photos] This woman did not back the bot....we think that you get our drift. It not too late to upgrade your associations back the bot today! 

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